About CELINE (KIM and KANYE)

So, we out here really doing this, huh?

Interesting because I never thought I would be doing this. I’m Tanya, Celine’s Mom.  Celine was born on June 22, 2016 in Chicago, IL.  She is my world, my ray of sunshine. She brings so much joy to my life.  If kids aren’t for you, no judgement at all.  But I agree or have come to realize that life is about loving another life.  That happens to be Celine, Josh my husband (sometimes), and Kanye (not really, but kind of).

I get now why people say, “being a parent is hard and rewarding.”  Fuck, it is fucking hard but it also is rewarding because this is it.  You can’t return the kid and be like, “Um this doesn’t fit my lifestyle or my look so I don’t want it.”  No, you have to literally deal with it ALL! So that’s where the rewarding part comes in.  Who knew you could hold back your tears in public with a group of people just looking at you and judging you?! Who knew you could wipe shit off some little human and not throw up?! Who fucking knew?! Who knew you could love something that came out of your crotch so much?!? WHO KNEW?!

Celine has a half brother named Jay who is 17 years old.  Celine’s best friend is Nelly. Thats our French Bulldog/Boston Terrier that might grow up to be a Dalmatian one day. Who knows.

I wanted to start this “blog” with two things I favorite the most.  Celine and Kanye.  I have always loved Kanye. Before I even met my husband.  I would listen to my walkman on the bus to 8th grade and literally blast Jay-Z’s Blueprint so anyone could hear that I was listening to rap and know I was so cool (my mom bought the CD from Walmart so there were no swear words but still!).  Anyway, by 8th grade I could, hopefully, read by then and saw some dude’s name on the back of the CD, Kanye West.  I was like cool. I like him too. So forward to high school days, pre internet and Apple shit, when we used to listen to the radio in the car (b96), and one day played Through the Wire.  I was like omg this is the same dude! So radio man told Kanye’s story and the whole scenario behind that song (look it up if you don’t know (face palm emoji insert)) and that’s when my weird obsession happened with Kanye. So no it’s not a trend that I like Kanye, the man is a true artist. He literally is a genius. His lyrics are clever, funny and he’s a mastermind when it comes to producing. He’s produced a lot of songs you like, you just don’t know it.  He is socially awkward and he sometimes gets his point across in a …. weird way, but that comes with being so into your own mind. People don’t understand him and that’s ok!

So why add Kim?  I have no choice.  Look at her. She’s married to the (3rd) love of my life and why not?  Hate her all you want.  She is basically a trendsetter, an internet sensation and ran with a sex tape to making moolah up the ass.  Literally.  Everyone says, “Oh Kim look at her doing this and that.”  Well guess what sweetie? Everyone has something they regret doing in their past. Hers happened to be public and people only bring that part of her life up because literally that’s really the only bad thing she’s done in public. Oh well, move on! People still click and follow her so she must be doing something right, right?!

So where was I going with this? Ah! Yes it’s a blog about my daughter, our days, her outfits, things she likes and doesn’t and about Kim and Kanye’s outfits, what my opinion is about what they are doing right now and shit like that.

xox Tanya West (not really my last name but one can only dream right)